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明信片上找不到的约旦区

在阿姆斯特丹最被浪漫化的街区,来一场黑色幽默的历史漫步。暴动、下水道、传说和拆迁计划——全部由GPS触发,就在事发地点。

📍 52个站点⏱ 约2.5小时🎧 3.5公里🌐 英语讲解
★★★★★4.8/5基于120+条评价
De Jordaan, Amsterdam

不是普通的徒步导览

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历史,包括肮脏的部分

档案里的真实故事:为鳗鱼和土豆引发的暴动、臭到被填埋的运河,还有一座很可能从未存在的盗贼堡垒。

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自动播放

只管走路,故事会在正确的地点自动开始。GPS触发每一站——不用盯着地图,过马路也不用按按钮。

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笑话留给城市,而不是受害者

黑色幽默献给政府、城市规划师,以及阿姆斯特丹的特异功能:先把事情忘掉,再卖票给游客。沉重的故事会被认真讲述。

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感受约尔丹区的氛围

本次导览的亮点

  • ✓走过阿姆斯特丹最致命的街头骚乱发生地
  • ✓探索这座城市曾羞于保留的运河
  • ✓站在伦勃朗消失的坟墓旧址
  • ✓聆听一座(可能)从未存在过的犯罪堡垒的传说
Jordaan

路线上的站点

路线站点

The Postcard Ends Here1

The Postcard Ends Here

The Girl Who Heard the Bells — and the Painter Whose Grave Disappeared2

The Girl Who Heard the Bells — and the Painter Whose Grave Disappeared

The Tower as a Compass3

The Tower as a Compass

A Neighbourhood with a Name Problem4

A Neighbourhood with a Name Problem

A Street Built to Be Lived In5

A Street Built to Be Lived In

When Success Meant Escaping the Jordaan6

When Success Meant Escaping the Jordaan

Stoops, Cellars and Vertical Life7

Stoops, Cellars and Vertical Life

Flowers on a Map8

Flowers on a Map

The Gable Stone9

The Gable Stone

Authentic Amsterdam. Reassembled in the 1970s.10

Authentic Amsterdam. Reassembled in the 1970s.

Front House, Back House11

Front House, Back House

The Sound of the Street12

The Sound of the Street

The Street Is Still a Room13

The Street Is Still a Room

Children and the Street14

Children and the Street

No Plaque Required15

No Plaque Required

The Immigrants Amsterdam Needed — but Didn't House Properly16

The Immigrants Amsterdam Needed — but Didn't House Properly

Leaning Houses17

Leaning Houses

The House You Would Choose18

The House You Would Choose

Canal Ring, Working Edge19

Canal Ring, Working Edge

A Secret Church Becomes Housing with Terms and Conditions20

A Secret Church Becomes Housing with Terms and Conditions

A Quiet Moment in the Courtyard21

A Quiet Moment in the Courtyard

The Shared Pump22

The Shared Pump

Silent Monks, Inns, Plague Burials and a Hundred Widows23

Silent Monks, Inns, Plague Burials and a Hundred Widows

The Edge of the Old City24

The Edge of the Old City

Congratulations. You're Standing Beside a Former Open Sewer.25

Congratulations. You're Standing Beside a Former Open Sewer.

Market Day26

Market Day

From Graves to Groceries to Resistance27

From Graves to Groceries to Resistance

The Empty City28

The Empty City

An Ordinary Riot Location29

An Ordinary Riot Location

Cruel Entertainment30

Cruel Entertainment

25 Dead. One Eel.31

25 Dead. One Eel.

Windows Without Curtains32

Windows Without Curtains

The Hook Above Your Head33

The Hook Above Your Head

How the Jordaan Invented the Jordaan34

How the Jordaan Invented the Jordaan

Nostalgia Needs an Editor35

Nostalgia Needs an Editor

A Song Without Playing the Song36

A Song Without Playing the Song

The Brown Café37

The Brown Café

The Canal That Became a High Street38

The Canal That Became a High Street

Amsterdam's Most Famous Criminal Fortress Probably Wasn't Here39

Amsterdam's Most Famous Criminal Fortress Probably Wasn't Here

The Potato War40

The Potato War

Rationing Is Distrust on Paper41

Rationing Is Distrust on Paper

The Day the Jordaan Fought the State42

The Day the Jordaan Fought the State

Rozengracht Without Roses or Water43

Rozengracht Without Roses or Water

No New Facts for Thirty Seconds44

No New Facts for Thirty Seconds

Rembrandt: Famous, Insolvent, Dead, Removed45

Rembrandt: Famous, Insolvent, Dead, Removed

The Myth of the Lone Genius46

The Myth of the Lone Genius

Rembrandt's Inventory47

Rembrandt's Inventory

The Jordaan Voice48

The Jordaan Voice

Saving Buildings, Losing Residents49

Saving Buildings, Losing Residents

Look Back Before the Finale50

Look Back Before the Finale

The Jordaan That Almost Disappeared — The Bulldozers Lost. The Square-Metre Price Won.51

The Jordaan That Almost Disappeared — The Bulldozers Lost. The Square-Metre Price Won.

The One Underneath It52

The One Underneath It

您将获得

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完整步行路线

一条现成的约尔丹环线

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52个音频站点

关于这个街区的黑色幽默故事

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GPS导航

始终走对路,无需地图

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录音室级音质

专业英语配音

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7天有效期

从容游览,随时暂停

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在线与离线

可在浏览器中使用或下载离线播放

沿途的故事

运河老宅之间等待你的是:

25人死亡。一条鳗鱼。

1886年,警方试图叫停林德运河上的一场“拉鳗鱼”游戏。随后是两天致命的巷战。

昔日的露天下水道

金盏花运河臭得让市政府在1854年把它填平——然后改了个名字,这基本就是全部的治理手段。

伦勃朗消失的坟墓

这位世界上最著名的画家在罗森运河边穷困潦倒地去世。二十年後,他在西教堂的坟墓被清除了。

并不存在的堡垒

斯雅科堡垒——阿姆斯特丹传说中盗贼的总部——原来挂错了地址。传说比档案更会营销。

用户评价 4.8/5

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James

★★★★★

比普通导览更有趣、更黑暗——鳗鱼暴动的故事太精彩了。

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Anna

★★★★★

终于有一个不美化历史的导览了。GPS运行完美。

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Marco

★★★★★

节奏好,笑点好,历史真实。物超所值。

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